Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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