So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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