the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Enjoy the penises
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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