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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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