two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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