Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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