the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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