i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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