It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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