Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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