I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
