Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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