Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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