I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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