My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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