oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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