guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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