it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
How external is "for external use only"?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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