Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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