I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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