my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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