He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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