I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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