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(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet

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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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(510): View more from California

no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.

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(585): View more from New York

You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

How do u even exfoliate your vagina

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