We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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