But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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