i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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