I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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