would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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