I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
