I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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