You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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