even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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