His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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