I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
