Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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