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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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