Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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