I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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