Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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