And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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