And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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