His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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