If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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