I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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