Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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