scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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