I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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