At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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