I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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