I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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