So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just found a bag of teeth...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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