im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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