i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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