Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
