He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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