If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
